Barge
House Park
What's
it all about? - Ivon Paulin's
Story About the Genesis of this Wacky Event
Once
again we are preparing for the annual spring ritual of the burning
of the socks. Following are a few opinions from scientific types
and other cultures that think they know better than the learned
folks from Eastport.
The
Vernal Equinox
The
Vernal Equinox is one of the two points where the Ecliptic crosses
the Celestial Equator. At the Vernal Equinox the sun appears to
be moving across the equator from the Southern Celestial Hemisphere
to the Northern Celestial Hemisphere. The other point where the
sun crosses the Celestial Equator is the Autumnal Equinox.
Recall
that it is the apparent motion of the sun eastwards around the
Ecliptic that creates the seasons that we experience at different
times of the year. The arrival of the sun at the Vernal Equinox
on or about March 21 marks the beginning of Spring.
Because
the number of days in the year is not a whole number, the sun
does not arrive at the Vernal Equinox at the same date every year.
The date of the equinox may vary by more than two days, occurring
as early as 8 AM CST on March 19 in the year 2096 or as late as
1 PM CST on March 21 (1903). There is a similar variation in the
date of all the solstices and equinoxes.
March
20 Spring Equinox - March
20 Nawruz
The
Persians call the Spring Equinox Nawruz or Nourooz which means
New Day. The Nourooz greeting is Har Roozat Nourooz Va Nouroozat
Pirouz which means May your every day be the new day
and each new day be a successful one."
Now
here's the real story!!
Long
ago, the Eastport waterfront consisted of working boat yards,
boat builders and large petroleum storage tanks. There were two
good pubs and no fancy restaurants to lure tourists to the peninsula.
These were the days before global warming, when the creeks and
even the bay would freeze completely over. Winter seemed to linger
forever and temperatures would fall into single digits (this was
before wind chill) with alarming regularity.
During
this time there was nothing much to do in the winter except to
wait for the first warm breeze to waft up from the south and to
do your part to insure that the local pubs did not go out of business.
The inhabitants of this primitive environment were for the most
part involved in either selling or maintaining boats.
During
one particularly harsh winter a small group of these workers led
by Bob Turner at Annapolis Harbor Boatyard decided that they would
do something about these long, cold winters. They set up a paint
tray with some wood and a little fuel to get it started, doffed
their socks, placed them in the inferno and broke out an ice cold
case of Budweiser. Having done this, they decreed an end to winter
and commenced with activities that were more in line with the
newly decreed spring season. Mother Nature, having recognized
when she had been outdone, acquiesced and banished the winter
weather for the season.
As
with all truly significant events in history, this one did not
go unnoticed by the world at large. A few of the world's more
prominent astronomers heard of this event and conspired to steal
the glory of man's conquest over nature away from our local heroes.
They declared that this day, which they then dubbed "The
Vernal Equinox," was controlled by the movements of the planets
and the "Burning of the Socks" had nothing to do with
it! Now we all know better than that, which is why we continue
to uphold the tradition that was officially passed on to EYC by
Bob Turner when he departed Eastport in frustration. Bob was so
disgusted with the way the academic world had treated him that
he tied a pair of socks to his antennae and said he was going
to head south until someone asked him what they were.
Well,
the world keeps turning, and it seems that Bob Turner has returned
to our midst. So, if you want to take part in controlling Mother
Nature and help to show the world who is really in charge of the
seasons, burn your sock, drink beer, eat oysters and drive "Old
Man Winter" out on a south wind driven by the heat and pungency
of our fire!!